Stay At Home Astronaut

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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beemovieerotica

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

theunvanquishedzims

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

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sassydefendorflower
sassydefendorflower

Gentle reminder than Chen Kitay does know how to fight and is not a clumsy soft boy. He was good enough at material arts that he could have pledged combat if he hadn’t thrown his fight against Nezha - and he gave up because he knew Nezha would win either way and he didn’t want to get beat up.

Rin is the person who only sees Kitay for his good qualities and regularly forgets that he is a very capable soldier, even if his true worth places him in the war room.

But Chen Kitay can fight. And he will kill.

SAY IT LOUDER he would have won agansit rin in the final scene of tbg if rin hadnt had the pheonix the poppy war chen kitay